I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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