Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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