Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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