i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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