how can u be prego again
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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