Heybabeimwearingurpanties
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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