I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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