Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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