you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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