so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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