Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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