Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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