i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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