Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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