i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
