are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We don't watch enough power rangers
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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