i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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