Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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