Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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