I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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