uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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