Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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