Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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