She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
do nipples grow back?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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