...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
