can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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