She's JV to your varsity
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
this just has baby written all over it
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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