How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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