He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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