Do you still have your period?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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