I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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