He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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