R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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