great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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