Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
