no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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