Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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