I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
