: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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