Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
