never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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