We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
last night I used snow as a chaser
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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