Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My hand turned me down
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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