just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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