i just google imaged poop.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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