shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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