im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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