So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I party with great urgency now.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
