yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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