Duck Duck Cougar?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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