Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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