Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
im holly from the hills drunk
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no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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