Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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