Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
i now understand why vodka
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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